Number your 12 favorite characters from any fandom and then answer the questions...
1 - Hinata
2 - Naruto
3 - Neji
4 - Obito
5 - Kakashi-Sensei
6 - Rock Lee
7 - Konohamaru
8 - Haku
9 - Gaara
10 - Gai-Sensei
11 - Sakura
12 - Iruka
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Rock Lee/Sakura
I've seen some where they're a minor pairing. I'd love to read about Sakura and Rock Lee!

(One of my favorite couples)
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Obito
Obito is hands down THE HOTTEST UCHIHA. I do not like Sasuke or Itachi. XD Obito for the win~ <3
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Iruka/Haku
Haku's part girl anyway so it'd work. XD Tho Iruka would have had to be drunk, ne? XD ((Joking about the part girl thing, I know he's all man but come on, he dresses just like a girl!

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4. Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine?
Gaara
No, actually. I DEMAND MOAR GAARA FICTION!!!
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Naruto/Rock Lee
Awwww! The slashiness is amazing! <3 Rock Lee/Naruto? I think yes.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Kakashi/Gaara or Kakashi/Gai?
Come on, guys, Kakashi/Gai?? @_@ Kakashi/Gaara... X_X I dunno... XD
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Konohamaru Naruto/Iruka
Konohamaru walking in on Naruto and Iruka?! OH MY THE PAIN! XDD
Konohamaru would probably freak out or something. "I knew you liked it when I turned into Sasuke and Sai..." XD
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Neji/Gai-sensei
Hm...
They'd be training and Neji would hurt himself somehow. Gai-sensei, ever prepared would bandage him up but... hehe... well I dunno... It'd be rape, concidering. XD But who would be raping whom? Who knows. XD
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Hinata/Haku
Nope. They don't even know eachother. In my book, they probably wouldn't either. XD
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Konohamaru/Iruka
((Awwww wouldn't that be cute? But not in a slashy kinda way, I guess.. more of a teacher student thing. XD))
When Your Heart Keeps Bleeding
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Hinata/Obito
*Starts Drooling*
It's almost Naruhina!

Obito/Hinata? Sweeeeeet...
I don't really know much about Obito, but if he were to find her pretty, I'm assuming he'd be a little shy about it. Something tells me that he would romance her first. More fluff than anything. :3
But they're distant cousins ((Bloodwise, right? I mean Uchiha and Hyuuga are kind of related, ne?)) and it'd probably make poor Hinata nervous that this hott and sweet older man were fluffing her up. XD
(Question 12 wasn't there, for some reason O_o)

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13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Neji
Gotta be honest, I'm not sure. *I* read Neji het but I dunno if anyone else does. XD
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Sakura
Yes. Do they like her? Who knows. I know I like her. :3
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Naruto/Obito/Kakashi
*drools*
No... Quick! Someone write Naruto/Obito/Kakashi fanfiction!!!!!!!!!!
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Gai-Sensei
"IT'S MY SPRINGTIMEEEEEEEEE!!!!" XD
Oh wait!!!
"NICE HAIR!!"
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Haku
Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Hinata/Rock Lee/Iruka
Warning: May cause massive contortions and mass confusion. Beware the attack of the raven haired beauties!
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Gai-Sensei/Naruto
Didn't he already do that?
"If you wear my green jumpsuit you will become very powerful!"
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Kakashi
Wow, probably never! I think that someone should probably write some for me ;3.
21. What is Six's super-secret kink?
Rock Lee
He's probably a masochist! Look, he likes Sakura, the biggest pummel-er in the history of Naruto (Other than Tsunade) and he works out like it's going out of style. Poor Lee. XD
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Sakura/Gaara
Hmm... that'd be hott ;3
I dunno if they'd actually do it Sober, especially since I can't see Gaara actually wanting it. She'd have to slip him roofies or something if she wanted to get with him. XD
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Neji/Konohamaru
Neji because we all know he's a control freak ;3
24. "(1)Hinata and (7)Konohamaru are in a happy relationship until (9)Gaara suddenly runs off with (4)Obito. (1)Hinata, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11)Sakura and a brief unhappy affair with (12)Iruka, then follows the wise advice of (5)Kakashi-Sensei and finds true love with (3)Neji."
What title would you give this fic? WTF Mate
Name three people on your friends list who might read it. ... Probably noone that I know
Name one person who should write it. The person who keeps making Neji/Hinata pictures. XD
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Haku/Konohamaru
Er... ah... whatever floats yer boat. XD